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thebrigeedarocks:

halloweencrafts:

Halloween Masquerade Masks FX Makeup from Sandra Holmbom here. For more of Sandra Holmbom’s amazing FX and every day makeup go here: truebluemeandyou.tumblr.com/tagged/psychosandra  

Forever horrifying, forever amazing

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hookteeth:

lair-o-lupis:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"You try to kick your drunk friend in the ass. The floor is slippery, you trip and knock yourself out."

"You shrieks of excitement lure a ravenous chupecabra out the jungle to your location"

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

Just getting ready for the Super Bowl party.
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Day 1: Arguing

Day 2: Alone.

Day 3: Inner Demons

Day 4: First Date

Day 5: First Kiss

Have you any idea how happy this makes me?

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yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

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fruitsgarden:

as u can see i have defeated this whole crocodile 

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dresdencodak:

Geeks of Doom: Exclusive 9-page preview of The Midas Flesh#2!

You’ve all heard the story of Midas, the man with the golden touch (not to be confused with Goldfinger, who was also the man with the golden touch)? Imagine a world where not only was Midas a real person, but also where everything Midas touched turned to gold; not just cups and food, but the very earth beneath him, and even the air he breathed. Imagine he turned the entire world into gold. Now imagine you’re an space traveler in the future and you hear a legend of a planet that is basically one big ball of gold. Such is the world presented in The Midas Flesh from BOOM! Studios.

You guys! I did cover art for my pal Ryan North’s new comic The Midas Flesh, a series that each and every one of you should start reading RIGHT NOW because it’s great.

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banavalope:

captainbritish:

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING IDEA FOR A VIDEO GAME I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

The idea of a puzzle game based around the idea of forced perspective just blows my mind, just watch the video. You will see what I mean.

You can download the demo here. You need to. I don’t care what you’re doing right now, you need to see this shit. It’s AMAZING.

This is god damn wild, like what a fucking interesting concept holy shit.

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prettiestcaptain:

I own a pug and I still don’t know if they are really real.

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thefrogman:

62_Texas by Rémi Noël [website]

[h/t: deantrippe]

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